Because I have no pride and even less vanity, I will share this gem with you!

Some background:
It was my birthday, and I had purchased a Little Mermaid cake. The kids asked about the movie and I was telling them the story, and for some reason, my brother started talking about my childhood alter-ego, Pencilhead, who had a doozy of a lisp. Somehow the two became one in my head, and I began to sing a song from the Little Mermaid movie (which Caleb used to beg me to sing him every night before bed) with my Pencilhead lisp.

The result? Is FANTASTIC.

The first time I saw it, I was shocked and dismayed at the ridiculousness of it. The second time, I nearly peed laughing. The third, I decided I am a talented entertainer. Whatever your reaction may be, enjoy, because I don't believe I'll leave this up for very long.
LOL!

(I love how I have to wipe the spit off my mouth near the end)