Me: Guys have boobs too, you know.
Friend #1: That's true.
Me: Moobs.
Friend #1 and #2 laugh heartily.
Me: Guys can ALSO get breast cancer!
Friend #2: (looking quite taken aback) WHAT?!?
Friend #1: That's also true.
Friend #2: That's gay.

*sigh*

I laughed so hard my face hurt. I would not survive work without these guys, truly.